“Revolution type thing 1″

Hello! Back after a long pause. It’s a new year & unfortunately I’ve recently been experiencing some technical difficulties. So that was my new year’s ‘revolution’- don’t rely too much on technology and avoid having your head too far up your own arse because it makes it very difficult for the guillotine to chop it off! (your head that is)= Part one of a bumper sized show about the french revolution (that makes my current editing facility melt apparently. Anyway, have swallowed a few books which I puke out willy nilly for your listening boredom!) Thankyou V much to Joanna & Laurie for the “Favorite Things” song.
*Back to normal then after Part 2 with sissy sized shows.

“Last ‘Dam Train”

Went to Amsterdam in Holland for new year’s eve this year. It was fine. Did’nt see much of the place though, nor did I buy some clogs or edam or even partake in any of the LEGAL substances they have over there.
I just worshipped the gods of Guinness & Heineken & saw my excellent brother along with some very cool dutch people.
*new years resolution: not so many toilet references.

AfP vidcast: ‘New Year’

ANTHONY from PARIS.

Wishing you all the best for the coming new year. God, it only seems like a year ago since the last one. I hate new year’s anyway- will be glad when it’s over! Thankyou for listening & see you next year. *music: ‘Wonderland’ – the robot ate me.

“Noel Noel Noel”

My christmas present to you. Nothing edible- but it’s the thought that counts.
(Remember to keep the receipt in case the show does’nt fit)
Happy Christmas everyone!
Esméralda is brought to you by Disney, cheddar cheese & respectable sentiments:

*Bonnes Fetes!