Have nothing to say today. So if you don’t mind we’ll just stay put & stare at each other. Consider it ‘elevator practice’.
Actually, I heard that elevator taking is fast becoming the latest trendy urban sport & may well feature in the next Olympics.
There are already trained professionals out there. It’s becoming quite popular but newcomers are advised to be equipped with special gloves to press the buttons for each floor & should also make sure they have feet (so they have something to stare at during the embarassing silence when there is more than one person in the elevator.) Amateurs to the sport are broken in gently & asked to take the stairs.